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The Twelve Days of Christmas Vacation for a Network Engineer (As sung to the tune of 12 days of Christmas)
On the first day of Christmas Break my NETWORK gave to me
- A dead switch in my spanning tree
On the 2nd day of Christmas Break my NETWORK gave to me
- 2 IP Conflicts
- and a dead switch in my spanning tree
On the 3rd day of Christmas Break my NETWORK gave to me
- 3 failed GBICS
- 2 IP Conflicts
- and a dead switch in my spanning tree
On the 4th day of Christmas Break my NETWORK gave to me
- 4 on-call pages
- 3 failed GBICs
- 2 IP Conflicts
- and a dead switch in my spanning tree
On the 5th day of Christmas Break my NETWORK gave to me
- 5 unresponsive pings………….
- …4 on-call pages
- 3 failed GBICs
- 2 IP Conflicts
- and a dead switch in my spanning tree
On the 6th day of Christmas Break my NETWORK gave to me
- 6 budget dead lines
- 5 unresponsive pings…
- ….. 4 on-call pages
- 3 failed GBICs
- 2 IP Conflicts
- and a dead switch in my spanning tree
On the 7th day of Christmas Break my NETWORK gave to me
- 7 service tickets
- 6 budget dead lines
- 5 unresponsive pings……
- ….4 on-call pages
- 3 failed GBICs
- 2 IP Conflicts
- and a dead switch in my spanning tree
On the 8th day of Christmas Break my NETWORK gave to me
- 8 routers looping
- 7 service tickets
- 6 budget dead lines
- 5 unresponsive pings……..
- ……………4 on-call pages
- 3 failed GBICs
- 2 IP Conflicts
- and a dead switch in my spanning tree
On the 9th day of Christmas Break my NETWORK gave to me
- 9 links a flapping
- 8 routers looping
- 7 service tickets
- 6 budget dead lines
- 5 unresponsive pings…….
- .……..4 on-call pages
- 3 failed GBICs
- 2 IP Conflicts
- and a dead switch in my spanning tree
On the10th day of Christmas Break my NETWORK gave to me
- 10 nics a arping
- 9 links a flapping
- 8 routers looping
- 7 service tickets
- 6 budget deadlines
- 5 unresponsive pings……
- ……4 oncall pages
- 3 failed GBICs
- 2 IP Conflicts
- and a dead switch in my spanning tree
On the11th day of Christmas Break my NETWORK gave to me
- 11 users griping
- 10 nics a arping
- 9 links a flapping
- 8 routers looping
- 7 service tickets
- 6 budget deadlines
- 5 unresponsive pings………
- …..4 on-call pages
- 3 failed GBICs
- 2 IP Conflicts
- and a dead switch in my spanning tree
On the 12th day of Christmas Break my NETWORK gave to me
- 12 DOS attacks
- 11 users griping
- 10 nics a arping
- 9 links a flapping
- 8 routers looping
- 7 service tickets
- 6 budget deadlines
- 5 unresponsive pings………
- …….4 on-call pages
- 3 failed GBICs
- 2 IP Conflicts
- and a dead switch in my spanning tree
Merry Christmas, Happy Chanuka and a Happy New Year from RouterFreak.com!!!!
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One comment
Haha funny mate 🙂
So so true